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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:13:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once pu...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bigfoot takes pictur...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When in a bar, you c...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you have five dol...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>All your base are be...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brett Favre can thro...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Life is like a box o...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' pulse ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does no...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented KFC's famous secret recipe, with 11 herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the 12th ingredient: Fear]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris shot Bo...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris eats th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris beat Su...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once ga...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids, these kids are now known as the Power Rangers.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was onc...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge dropped the charges because Chuck Norris doesn't "attempt" murder.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In the back of the G...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states "All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris' records."]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can tak...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can take an arrow in the knee.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Filming on location ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris played ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris played chess with Garry Kasparov. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris ordered...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sticks and stones ma...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquify your kidneys.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesnt ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can jug...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can juggle 12 bar stools when drunk but only 8 when sober.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Human cloning is out...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris gi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Little Miss Muffet s...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The show Survivor ha...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Apple pays Chuck Nor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris will ne...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>President Roosevelt ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jack was nimble, Jac...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The phrase "dead rin...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The phrase "dead ringer" refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has mor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has more Facebook friends than Facebook has users.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't shower; he only takes blood baths.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was bor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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