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<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 19:52:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When the Boogeyman g...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you want a list o...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Industrial logging i...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When you open a can ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>There used to be a s...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In the X-Men movies,...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can ins...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Coroners refer to de...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>To be or not to be? ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris sold hi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was onc...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If paper beats rock,...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Sweating bullets" i...</title>
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<description><![CDATA["Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Time waits for no ma...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The sun sets from fe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris uses pe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>According to Einstei...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris caught ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline phone.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once sh...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If at first you don'...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can act...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once br...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you woke up this ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Do you know why Bask...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>On his birthday, Chu...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once ki...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' tears ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does no...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is the ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is curr...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Every time a bell ri...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Every time a bell rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Aliens DO indeed exi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kids go to sleep wit...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear. Chuck norris goes to sleep with an actual bear.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Handicap parking s...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris smells ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris sleeps ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris feels t...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris feels that brass knuckles should be allowed in the fight to cure diabetes.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Behind every success...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has a b...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. The bear isn't dead- just afraid to move.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris threw a...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it blew up.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In a fight between B...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Sharkeisha super...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The US did not boyco...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris showed ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris showed a bear his fist and the bear ate himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>There is no theory o...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris wrote a...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Why did President Tr...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris ta...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris died th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he's completely fine now.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' lucky ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' lucky number is one, because that's how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Superman wears Chuck...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once pu...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bigfoot takes pictur...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When in a bar, you c...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you have five dol...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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