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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 11:54:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A duck's quack does ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Filming on location ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris puts th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris knows w...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was ori...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In 1945, Adolf Hitle...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has to ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Scientists have esti...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris crossed...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>There is no Ctrl but...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does no...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When you say "no one...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The square root of C...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Handicap parking s...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Clancy has to pa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris beat Ra...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. At the same time.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can win...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one move.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris ta...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris finishe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Outer Space exists b...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Contrary to popular ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Aliens DO indeed exi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Why did President Tr...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>4 out of 5 doctors f...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' belly ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>James Cameron wanted...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If, by some incredib...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once ki...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is so f...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can mak...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can make snow angels on a concrete slab.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris built a...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris sleeps ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is the ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When ghosts go campi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris won't f...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Curiosity killed the...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Curiosity killed the cat. Chuck Norris killed Curiosity.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' lucky ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' lucky number is one, because that's how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is the ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can set...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris covers ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you have five dol...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris sa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rainbows are what ha...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't kick butt and take names. He kicks butt and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded in the billions.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kryptonite has been ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Some kids play Kick ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris knows V...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once ga...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids, these kids are now known as the Power Rangers.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris graduat...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can dri...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A mighty crack was h...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A mighty crack was heard around the world as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the supercontinent, Pangaea, beginning continental drift.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris knows t...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris recentl...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris recently added "moose" to his list of "animals that tried to fight me and lost."
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can dri...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can dribble a football.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Death once had a nea...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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