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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 03:00:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Faster than a speedi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive...able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris shot th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has mor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has more Facebook friends than Facebook has users.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was bor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jupiter's Great Red ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jupiter's Great Red Spot isn't a storm. It's where Chuck Norris puts his victims.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Contrary to popular ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
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<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't accept iTunes terms and conditions. iTunes accepts his.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In a tagteam match, ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't shower; he only takes blood baths.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can spe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can speak braille.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jean-Claude Van Damm...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' butt. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' first ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The original title f...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' favour...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Titanic didn't h...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was in ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was in the amazon one day when he was bit by a vicious snake. After 3 days of pain and suffering... the snake died.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Leading hand sanitiz...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We live in an expand...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris, who ha...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris, who had grown tired of easy victories in fights, once fought himself to the death and won.
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris wa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils immediately.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Superman wears Chuck...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris wa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>How much wood would ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' credit...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris showed ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris showed a bear his fist and the bear ate himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once br...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can spe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can speak Russian...in Chinese.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Superman once watche...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris knows w...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris knows 4...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris knows 47 ways to decapitate a man with only a slice of pecan pie.
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Since 1940, the year...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When an episode of W...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has an ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck's tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can act...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has a p...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris let the...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris let the dogs out.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can rou...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chuck Norris editi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The opening scene of...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Before he forgot a g...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is the ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn’t...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn’t use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris wa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can blo...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you spell Chuck N...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jack was nimble, Jac...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>All your base are be...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In honor of Chuck No...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Simply by pulling on...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>There are no weapons...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Every time Chuck Nor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris died th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he's completely fine now.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris played ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>God offered Chuck No...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jesus can walk on wa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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